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'Do you have anything that looks like a cantaloupe but tastes like a cheesecake?'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Ice Cream Dreams.

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Shark infested custard!

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

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'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"You order the raspberry danish?"

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"Cut down on the custard pies."

"Any chance of a couple of crumbs?"

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"I'll have dessert first."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Chubby man is disappointed that the stripper's cake is not a real cake.