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"Freshly ground pepper, sir?"

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Banana Split...

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Banana Split Personality

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Two lovers matched by their love of food

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'