Emotional Dessert Fan Gifts

Lemon Grizzle Cake

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

Banana Split...

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Ice Cream Dreams.

Gooseberry Fool...

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Apple Pie Abduction

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

His Her Cakes

Our visit to the flan factory.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Banana Split Personality

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."