Design Humorist Pillows

"And what would you say to the young furniture designer starting out today?"

Uneven room.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Football Chameleon

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Does this thing get channel four.'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Duvet nailed to the floor.

The Dandy

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Flight Socks.

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Town Planning Department

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

"Buying the largest TV on the market was a good idea. Mounting it was not."

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

Murphy bed...Murphy.

Three-way mirror