Digital Design Humorist Pillows

"It doesn't look like much now, but just wait until Photoshop."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"OMG, LOL!"

Barcode Dreams

Screen Time vs Book Time

Terry had a computer bug.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

Hardware and software

'My dog ate my computer.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

Chef copy robot

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

The Smartass Phone

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'