Design Humorist Gifts

"And what would you say to the young furniture designer starting out today?"

Uneven room.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Football Chameleon

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Does this thing get channel four.'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Duvet nailed to the floor.

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

The Dandy

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

Flight Socks.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Town Planning Department

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

"Buying the largest TV on the market was a good idea. Mounting it was not."

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

Three-way mirror

Murphy bed...Murphy.

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.