Interior Design Humorists Gifts

Budget Recliner

Unfinished furniture.

"Do you know what DFS stands for? Designed for Scratching."

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Duvet nailed to the floor.

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Dog Bookends

Duck in a bathtub

"Buying the largest TV on the market was a good idea. Mounting it was not."

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

A slow-moving predator, the couch only needs to eat every few years.

"Reproduction furniture."

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

"The carpet really brings the room together."

Fire Escapes

"What do you think?"

Goldfish in Bowl, "And this is the sitting room and the bedroom and the toilet and...."

"We'll take it."

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

'The principal says her door is always open, until it slams shut when you're in there!'

Man escaping prisoner via feng shui

'Hey, I love the moat.'

"There's slipping in the bath then there's slipping in the bath."

"Faux wood grain towel dispensers, matching toilet plunbers, herb scented urinal cakes, where's it all end, Stan?"

'It also makes a great hat rack.'

"I hate these tower blocks. . ."

'I think the flat screen TV goes well next to my flat headed husband.'

'Maybe he said store the wine horizontally...'

Duck has human t-shirts on wall.

"You know they're just plastic, and I know they're just plastic, but take them down."

'I told you it wouldn't fit through the door!'