Design Humor Lover Pillows

Cartoon elephant with speech bubble written in elefont

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

The World's Easiest Airport

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"Caricatures $20"

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Duvet nailed to the floor.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

"Buying the largest TV on the market was a good idea. Mounting it was not."

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Artists At The Auto Show

The Exobus

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

"The carpet really brings the room together."

"Reproduction furniture."

"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."

Goldfish in Bowl, "And this is the sitting room and the bedroom and the toilet and...."

Man in house with no roof on phone to estate agent: "Look, this house is unfinished. Please stop saying, 'It gets a lot of light'."

"Wait! Come Back!"

"We'll take it."

Sales of Viagra

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

Budget Recliner

"How about a different font?"

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."