Design Pun Lover Pillows

Bay Window

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'Is there a God? God knows...'

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

Hotness

Literate Dogs.

The Coffee Tattoo

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Speed Bump Ahead.

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

Larry's Literary Market.

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

Hot Cross Bun

'You give me goose bumps!'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

The static electric eel is very rare.

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