Art Pun Lover Pillows

"I'm unable to process this image."

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

Literate Dogs.

The Coffee Tattoo

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Hotness

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

Hell's Schlegel

Larry's Literary Market.

Hot Cross Bun

Persian

'You went for the highlights then?'

"Is everything ok robert? You seem to be a little distant recently."

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

'Without Van Gogh, his ear painted even more abstract!'

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Boxing Pop-up Book.

"We had him neutered,"

Doomed Romance

"Forged in fur"

"People who understand Venn diagrams." "Another circle."

"You’ve contracted a severe case of cross hatching."

"Mr. Schley says that if the economy continues to improve in the next quarter we may be able to suffer fools gladly."