Cultural Pun Enthusiast Pillows

Jewdle

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

Hotness

Literate Dogs.

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

"Your four-o'clock is here."

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

Larry's Literary Market.

Persian

The static electric eel is very rare.

Hell's Schlegel

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

Weather forecast

'You give me goose bumps!'

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'