Cultural Pun Enthusiast Gifts

Jewdle

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

No, that's "Virginia Wolf" with one "o."

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Literate Dogs.

Hotness

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

Persian

Weather forecast

The static electric eel is very rare.

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

Larry's Literary Market.

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

"Your four-o'clock is here."

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!

Hell's Schlegel

'You give me goose bumps!'

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'