Artsy Pun Lover Pillows

Art Is A Snap When You Know How To Spell

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

"Think about the honey."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

A Brain Drain

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

No, that's "Virginia Wolf" with one "o."

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

'And in conclusion...'

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Hotness

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

Literate Dogs.

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

Larry's Literary Market.

Weather forecast

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

The static electric eel is very rare.

Hell's Schlegel

'You give me goose bumps!'

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'