Paint Pun Lovers Pillows

Ram Raiders deterred due to wet paint.

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Theatre Masks and Butts

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

The Coffee Tattoo

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

Hot Cross Bun

"Your four-o'clock is here."

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

'You went for the highlights then?'

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

'I can't come out and play because I'm in 'Time-Out.' Although here at Grandma's it's more like 'Time-Out Lite.' '

'My wife will have the trio of local sausages, the trout quintet in a duet of sauces and the medley of sumer berries. Nothing for me - I'm not musical.'

"Ugh...I hate tailgators."

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

"Is everything ok robert? You seem to be a little distant recently."

"Are you a blowfish, or did you just hold a sneeze?"

'There's a gentleman here for a cleaning, Doctor. It's unclear whose.'

'And when they were only half the way up they were neither up nor down!'

Well done, Plimpton. You're hired.

Doomed Romance

"I came here because my photography work is suffering - everybody on social media says they love my abstract pictures. The problem is, I do landscape pictures."

"Forged in fur"