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Ram Raiders deterred due to wet paint.

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Theatre Masks and Butts

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Frosty the Repairman"

How Romans give each other a high five...

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Speed Bump Ahead.

The Coffee Tattoo

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!

Hot Cross Bun

"Your four-o'clock is here."

'You went for the highlights then?'

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

"Are you a blowfish, or did you just hold a sneeze?"

"You want mechanical engineering down the hall. This is maniacal engineering."

"Ugh...I hate tailgators."

"Is everything ok robert? You seem to be a little distant recently."

'My wife will have the trio of local sausages, the trout quintet in a duet of sauces and the medley of sumer berries. Nothing for me - I'm not musical.'

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Scents and Scentsibility. Jane Austen.

'I can't come out and play because I'm in 'Time-Out.' Although here at Grandma's it's more like 'Time-Out Lite.' '

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

'There's a gentleman here for a cleaning, Doctor. It's unclear whose.'

'And when they were only half the way up they were neither up nor down!'

"Forged in fur"

"People who understand Venn diagrams." "Another circle."

Doomed Romance