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Paint. Exterior Interior Brushes. No, I didn't say I come here to lose weight. I said I come here to "get thinner."

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

"My method of painting is pointillism."

No, that's "Virginia Wolf" with one "o."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

Hazards of mouse painting

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Artist Retrospective.

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

The Coffee Tattoo

Speed Bump Ahead.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

Alberto Giacometti.

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

Hell's Schlegel

The Worst Date Ever

'You never smile at me like that!'

Hot Cross Bun

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

Weather forecast

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'