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"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

The Physiciatrist...

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Happy Bifurcation Day,

No, that's "Virginia Wolf" with one "o."

"Here comes the super-visor."

'It's a snow mobile.'

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

It's a pretty serious chemical imbalance, Mr. Sims

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

Australian Mobile Bar

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

The Principal of Inertia.

"Pi and mash squared please."

Hell's Schlegel

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'Look, I don't want any funny business.'

"No conifering, please."

"You know that's not what I meant by 'give me a hand'!"

"I'm dating a much younger guy....makes sense, my ex was a cheetah."

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

'I get a lot of job offers..'

Museum. The Universe. "Light-years"? Boy, they have low-calorie everything these days!

Cat's Tongue

It's a group of goldfish, so it might be an element-ary school!

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"