Nature Pun Enthusiast Pillows

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

The Physiciatrist...

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'It's a snow mobile.'

"Here comes the super-visor."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

Australian Mobile Bar

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

The Principal of Inertia.

Hell's Schlegel

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'Look, I don't want any funny business.'

"No conifering, please."

"You know that's not what I meant by 'give me a hand'!"

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

"I'll have what he's having."

'I get a lot of job offers..'

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

"I'm dating a much younger guy....makes sense, my ex was a cheetah."

"Like most of your proposals Pinkley ...it ain't gonna fly!"

Cat's Tongue