Environmental Pun Lover Pillows

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

Man to nose-covering wife: 'I wonder if T. Boone Pickens has an energy use for my natural gas.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"Think about the honey."

"You've passed with extinction!"

No, that's "Virginia Wolf" with one "o."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

'And in conclusion...'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Literate Dogs.

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

Hotness

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

The static electric eel is very rare.

'You give me goose bumps!'

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

Larry's Literary Market.

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

Hell's Schlegel

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"