Environmental Pun Lover Pillows

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

Man to nose-covering wife: 'I wonder if T. Boone Pickens has an energy use for my natural gas.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

"Think about the honey."

"You've passed with extinction!"

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'And in conclusion...'

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

Literate Dogs.

Hotness

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

'You give me goose bumps!'

The static electric eel is very rare.

Hell's Schlegel

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

Larry's Literary Market.

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"

"No conifering, please."

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'