Environmental Pun Enthusiast Pillows

I've got to wash my hair. If you don't get out of the shower, Twig, I'm going to�Going to what little brother whose parents don't know he cut school for a day? Going to wear a hat. Ah! The cap in "cap and trade."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

No, that's "Virginia Wolf" with one "o."

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

Hell's Schlegel

"No conifering, please."

'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!'

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"Better imaginary than extinct."

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"On the contrary, the way to a man's heart is through the superior vena cava."

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

No parking here. You will be toad.

"The Dalai Llama."

'You do realize you're polluting the world with that thing!'

"Did you know that DNA spelled backwards is AND? Makes you think."

"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

'Recommended reading' selection of books e.g.'Team spirit, by Geoffrey Boycott'

Caution unstable molecules.