Sustainable Pun Enthusiast Pillows

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

"Think about the honey."

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

"You've passed with extinction!"

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

Weather forecast

"No conifering, please."

'I use that to check for combovers.'

'I'm a little worried about the dedication to His Satanic Majesty, Bishop.'

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

"I suck!"

Firewood for Sale

'I bought this energy saving bulb in your shop, but it doesn't work.'

Man to nose-covering wife: 'I wonder if T. Boone Pickens has an energy use for my natural gas.'

Jewdle

'We're sending Barb's grandson a birthday card for his 11th. . . should we put eleven dollars in the card?'

Wind Farm

"Just because you’re a right whale doesn’t mean you’re always right!"

'With all the cards and wrapping paper, there's so much more recycling after Christmas.' (Hundreds of booze bottle behind him)

'Mom got our cells mixed up again.'

'Dolores, cancel Mr. Rubin's transplant surgery. He's had a change of heart about his change of heart.'