Educational Pun Lover Pillows

"You've passed with extinction!"

A Puppet Named Juan

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

"Think about the honey."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Master's Degrees of the Universe

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

A Brain Drain

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

No, that's "Virginia Wolf" with one "o."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

String Theory for Beginners.

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Literate Dogs.

Hotness

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

'You give me goose bumps!'

'I finally understood 'negative numbers' when the teacher said they're just like the US budget deficit.'

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

Larry's Literary Market.

Hell's Schlegel

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