Educational Pun Lover Pillows

"You've passed with extinction!"

A Puppet Named Juan

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

"Think about the honey."

Master's Degrees of the Universe

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

String Theory for Beginners.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

A Brain Drain

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Literate Dogs.

Hotness

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

'I finally understood 'negative numbers' when the teacher said they're just like the US budget deficit.'

The static electric eel is very rare.

Hell's Schlegel

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

'You give me goose bumps!'

Weather forecast

Larry's Literary Market.