Paint Pun Enthusiast Pillows

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"My method of painting is pointillism."

Hazards of mouse painting

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Artist Retrospective.

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

The Coffee Tattoo

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

Alberto Giacometti.

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

Weather forecast

Hell's Schlegel

Hot Cross Bun

'You never smile at me like that!'

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."