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"I'm unable to process this image."

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

No, that's "Virginia Wolf" with one "o."

Literate Dogs.

Speed Bump Ahead.

The Coffee Tattoo

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

Hotness

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

Persian

Larry's Literary Market.

Hell's Schlegel

Hot Cross Bun

'You went for the highlights then?'

Scents and Scentsibility. Jane Austen.

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

Shakespeare originally wrote "Romeo and Juliet" as a comedy.

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

'Without Van Gogh, his ear painted even more abstract!'

"Is everything ok robert? You seem to be a little distant recently."

Hairy Potter.

Boxing Pop-up Book.

Library. Toss me that copy of "The Canterbury Tales." It's a flying Chaucer!

"We had him neutered,"

"Forged in fur"

Doomed Romance

"People who understand Venn diagrams." "Another circle."