Visual Pun Lover T-Shirts

E-Y-E patients only.

Banana Peel Causes a Detour.

'You went for the highlights then?'

"Not now – I'm in the middle of a big case."

Closing Laugh Optician

"Go on, say it, I'll never be enough for you!"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Bird has pooped on an ice cream cone shaped sign making the ice cream appear to be melting

Society of Dyslexia Convention Today.

Road Ahead Closed: Bear Left.

Rail Performance Figures

William Blake's Seven

"He was a rescue."

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

'Mr. Jenkins, time for a slight change in your carrot-diet!'

Wordilly Durdillies - Man 'sheepish' in sheep outfit

Marooned

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

"We've known Ralph here for years now. He's more like extended family really."

Eye Dropper

Hot Cross Bun

Favourite colours of colour blind people.

"I wonder hat he's doing over there."

"Is everything ok robert? You seem to be a little distant recently."

"Did you say these things come in cycles?"

"You’ve contracted a severe case of cross hatching."

"Mr. Schley says that if the economy continues to improve in the next quarter we may be able to suffer fools gladly."

A woman passes by a man who's looking a modern painting of a face; as the woman passes, the man's eyes change into the ones from the painting.

Corn on the Cod

Neckbook

Speed Bump Ahead.

Oh, that's genius!

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

The Coffee Tattoo

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."