Design Satirist Pillows

Hospital Gown Designers

Wind-Up Fan

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Now you can send it."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Art Gallery.

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

'Have you any W fronts?'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Pirates at the mall.

Litter Tray Stonehenge

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'for more obit info, go to...'

Alabama Traffic Jam

'Secondhand smoke.'

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Macho Vegetarian

Latest Aye Phone

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Today, charges that Putin hacked Trump's tweets..."

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

Daniel Craig caricature

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

Phone Mittens

"He'll be a hard man to replace. Nobody knows what he does."

Matador Artificial Insemination.