Desert Island Strategist T-Shirts

"I really don't think it'll help if you address it personally to Oprah!"

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'I blame global warming!'

Saved...life is good!

"Yes, I'm alone."

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Best friends without borders.

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

Desert Island Bagpipes

Desert Island Books

Castaway hides from cruise ship

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

Bed of Nails on Holiday

New Homes