Desert Island Theorist T-Shirts

Desert Island Toothpicks

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'I blame global warming!'

Saved...life is good!

"Yes, I'm alone."

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Best friends without borders.

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

Little Taxes.

Desert Island Books

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Castaway hides from cruise ship

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

Desert Island Bagpipes

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Man on Island.

Bed of Nails on Holiday

New Homes