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"At least you have a tree."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Saved...life is good!

"Yes, I'm alone."

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Best friends without borders.

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

Little Taxes.

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Desert Island Books

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

Desert Island Bagpipes

Castaway hides from cruise ship

Man on Island.

Bed of Nails on Holiday

New Homes