Department Store Santa Claus Gifts

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

Claus 2.0

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Elfie Stick

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I don't believe in you!"

Yo ho ho!

Hot Tub Frosty

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Western Outfitters.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'Do you have it in black?'

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

A tailor measuring a large man

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

As models become skinnier, so do the mannequins.

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

'What do you mean, you just sell coffee? I don't understand, what kind of shop is that?'