Department Store Santa Claus Prints

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

Claus 2.0

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Elfie Stick

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I don't believe in you!"

Yo ho ho!

Hot Tub Frosty

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Western Outfitters.

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

A tailor measuring a large man

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

'What do you mean, you just sell coffee? I don't understand, what kind of shop is that?'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."