Store Santa Gifts

'No. 5, please step forward, open your coat, and say, 'ho, ho, ho.''

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

"No, you won't receive a pension plan. Santa never retires."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

Al, The Go-From Guy

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"Any yet he's always on my case."

It's an I-O-Ewe.

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

Nutcracker Desk Organizers

". . . and then I realize everybody in the room has their phones set to 'ignore.'"

Mall Santa's Anonymous: 'Holidays are always the hardest - especially Christmas.'

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

The Old Elves Home

C.P.A.

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

"Whoes jumping? My secretary enforces a strict 'No Smoking' policy"

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"Where does it say anything about an age limit?"

Guy in center cubicle spying on others.

'Let's see what Santa has in his sack for a little boy or girl...'

'Uh, nich tchotchkes, sir.'

'Don't think my knees can take much more of this Santa's grotto job...'

"We get three wishes. Let's not waste them on something like 'Better coffee in the break room'."

"Now I have to change my dog's name so I can remember my new password."

When dogs do a Secret Santa.

The Warren Buffet Effect - Thank you For Not Asking How Much I Gave to Charity.