Store Santa Gifts

'No. 5, please step forward, open your coat, and say, 'ho, ho, ho.''

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

"No, you won't receive a pension plan. Santa never retires."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

Al, The Go-From Guy

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

It's an I-O-Ewe.

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

"Any yet he's always on my case."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Nutcracker Desk Organizers

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

". . . and then I realize everybody in the room has their phones set to 'ignore.'"

Mall Santa's Anonymous: 'Holidays are always the hardest - especially Christmas.'

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

"Whoes jumping? My secretary enforces a strict 'No Smoking' policy"

The Old Elves Home

C.P.A.

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

Guy in center cubicle spying on others.

"Where does it say anything about an age limit?"

'Let's see what Santa has in his sack for a little boy or girl...'

'Don't think my knees can take much more of this Santa's grotto job...'

"We get three wishes. Let's not waste them on something like 'Better coffee in the break room'."

'Uh, nich tchotchkes, sir.'

"Now I have to change my dog's name so I can remember my new password."

When dogs do a Secret Santa.