Secret Santa Gifts

"We have ways of making you small-talk."

When dogs do a Secret Santa.

The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.

'OK lads...not a word about the barista tournament. As far as our wives are concerned we've been at a rape and pillage seminar in Oslo.'

Al, The Go-From Guy

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"I love holiday gift shopping."

Guy in center cubicle spying on others.

'We get around our new no bonus policy by upgrading our Secret Santas.'

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

"Whoes jumping? My secretary enforces a strict 'No Smoking' policy"

'Pssst! I'm your Secret Santa.'

'Uh, nich tchotchkes, sir.'

'Can‘t you knock before coming in? I could have been doing God knows what...'

Welcome to Hell.

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

'And when you turn it over it makes a cow sound.'

Superman's desk boxes: UP! UP!...Away!

'No, they're extra sensitive, so puree them.'

Secret Santa

"You'd be surprised at the microclimates in the office building."

"The body language in this office ins't all that sophisticated."

Nutcracker Desk Organizers

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"Any yet he's always on my case."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"