Secret Santa Of Donations Gifts

The Warren Buffet Effect - Thank you For Not Asking How Much I Gave to Charity.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

Santa's Helpers

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

Al, The Go-From Guy

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

Nutcracker Desk Organizers

"Any yet he's always on my case."

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

". . . and then I realize everybody in the room has their phones set to 'ignore.'"

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

"Whoes jumping? My secretary enforces a strict 'No Smoking' policy"

Child on Christmas Eve

'No. 5, please step forward, open your coat, and say, 'ho, ho, ho.''

Ever vigilant, the restive Claus uses it to get an early start on the naughty and nice list.

Guy in center cubicle spying on others.

"Where does it say anything about an age limit?"

"We get three wishes. Let's not waste them on something like 'Better coffee in the break room'."