Secret Santa Schemers Gifts

Ever vigilant, the restive Claus uses it to get an early start on the naughty and nice list.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

Al, The Go-From Guy

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"Any yet he's always on my case."

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

Nutcracker Desk Organizers

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

". . . and then I realize everybody in the room has their phones set to 'ignore.'"

"Whoes jumping? My secretary enforces a strict 'No Smoking' policy"

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

Guy in center cubicle spying on others.

"Where does it say anything about an age limit?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'Uh, nich tchotchkes, sir.'

'Let's see what Santa has in his sack for a little boy or girl...'

"We get three wishes. Let's not waste them on something like 'Better coffee in the break room'."

"Now I have to change my dog's name so I can remember my new password."

When dogs do a Secret Santa.

The Warren Buffet Effect - Thank you For Not Asking How Much I Gave to Charity.

'So it's agreed then. Sir Galahad will head the Grail Fact Finding Mission!'

'We get around our new no bonus policy by upgrading our Secret Santas.'

'Can‘t you knock before coming in? I could have been doing God knows what...'