Secret Santa Enthusiasts Gifts

The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.

Santa Claus's Mail

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

High security Santa's grotto

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Santa CGI Effect

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"I want a pony!"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'And that,and that,and that...'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Pole dancers

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

The Reindeer Strike

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar."

Al, The Go-From Guy