Fans Of Santa Gifts

Pole dancers

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Elfie Stick

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Hot Tub Frosty

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

A Creature WAS Stirring

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"I noticed a few browns."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Merry Christmas

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"I've made a terrible mistake."

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

Everything for a buck.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.