Fan Of Santa Traditions Gifts

"I would like my entire class on your naughty list."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Elfie Stick

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Hot Tub Frosty

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"I noticed a few browns."

A Creature WAS Stirring

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Merry Christmas

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Pole dancers

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"I've made a terrible mistake."

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

Everything for a buck.

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'