Dentist-visit Drama Gifts

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

Improvised Dentistry.

Dentist Trip

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

Senior dating disasters.

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

"It's a tough little blighter,isn't it!"

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

"Whoopsy."

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

'Thank God for periodontal disease. '

'At a conservative estimate, there's five billion gallons of shale gas under your lower molars.'

I don't let the dentist use painkillers. I transcend dental medication.

'Don't worry, you won't feel any pain 'till you see the bill.'

'We have a big hand drill in case of power cut.'

'My dentist warned me about periodontal disease.'

Dentist.

Tooth

"Things that scare Jimmy #6 Grandpa eats a banana"

'It's like trying to get the denture fixative back in the tube!'

Man trying to remove a wobbly tooth.

Dentist's office - man has skull with missing teeth

Nurse, check if Mr Burgess paid for his last filling, or will I have to extract it from him.

'What! Nobody thought to bring a drill?'

We use all the latest painless procedures, so now a visit only hurts at the end when you get the bill.

'I huffed, and I puffed, and I swallowed my dentures!'

'I hope he/she isn't looking inside my nostrils.'

'Ouch.' 'I'm practising to see the dentist.'

"You can't handle the tooth!"