Dental Appointment Reminder Gifts

Dentist.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"That explains all the cavities."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

'Who's next?'

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

To help emphasize good oral hygeine inkids, Dr. Remford installed a dental floss zipline in his office.

The Wheel of Life

"You should have purchased the extended warranty."

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'This beeper goes off when it's my Birthday. This beeper goes off on the day we met. This beeper goes off on Valentine's Day...'

'Miss Topple, I wish to be cloned. Make an appointment.'

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

Time-Off Coupons

You're fine, but we'd like to run some tests on your insurance card.

"He hates his six-monthly visits."

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

Brush your teeth!

"Why don't I go brush my teeth."

'Don't be silly dear -- there's nothing to be afraid of.'

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'Yes, they're my own teeth. I paid the dentist for them myself.'

'-and who's next?'

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

Must... Remember...