Dental Appointment Reminder Mugs

Dentist.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"That explains all the cavities."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

'Who's next?'

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

The Wheel of Life

"You should have purchased the extended warranty."

'Miss Topple, I wish to be cloned. Make an appointment.'

Time-Off Coupons

You're fine, but we'd like to run some tests on your insurance card.

"He hates his six-monthly visits."

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'This beeper goes off when it's my Birthday. This beeper goes off on the day we met. This beeper goes off on Valentine's Day...'

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

Brush your teeth!

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'-and who's next?'

'Don't be silly dear -- there's nothing to be afraid of.'

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'Yes, they're my own teeth. I paid the dentist for them myself.'

Must... Remember...

'This is going to be a level three.'