Deep-thinking Pups Gifts

Descartes' dog.

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Dog phrenology

Good boy

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

'Bruno! That's my email!...Drop it!!'

"I don’t want to ‘fetch’ – I want to practice entertainment law."

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

The Inventor of Scratch and Sniff

I wonder if they can think...

"Why should I chase a tennis ball when I can order all I want online!"

'I hear you have a side business.'

How to be your own best friend...

'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'

'I must advise you to stop sticking your nose into everything.'

Dog listening to ''Paws For Thought'' on the radio.

"He's a little shy around other dogs."

"Why can't you just fetch and beg like a normal dog?"

'On the other hand, I really don't do that much reading.'

"...and when did you first start thinking you were Napoleon's dog?"

"Oh yes, they're quite an intelligent breed."

"Someone butt-dialed me and I'm trying to smell who it is."

"Virtual walkies! What is the world coming to?"

Guard dog monitors TVs.

"No snacking on your homework. You'll spoil your dinner."

'I used to fetch the newspaper, now I just access it online and print it up.'

Stare your way to bigger meals