Inventive Pups Gifts

The Inventor of Scratch and Sniff

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"He's my school project for science class."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"What's all this?"

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

Descartes' dog.

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

"Does this mean that you're ready to cop a plea?"

"Why should I chase a tennis ball when I can order all I want online!"

'Face it, Herbert. You're not a lap dog!'

'I hear you have a side business.'

'What about the arts? I need to learn MORE than just obedience!'

When Dachshunds dream.

"He's going to have the best of everything."

Big Dogs, Little People.

First Lessons in Walking

"He's a little shy around other dogs."

'On the other hand, I really don't do that much reading.'

'That's $10.00 for Ben's physical, $7.50 for the rabies shot, $22.50 for the pants, $14.95 for the shirt...'

"It's not so much a fear of thunder as it is a fashion statement."

"Someone butt-dialed me and I'm trying to smell who it is."

"Well, until you do figure it out you're not allowed to shout at him!"

"He thinks he's going with us, so he packed those himself. He even brought a book to read on the plane. I don't have the nerve to tell him he's not coming with us."

"I don't know how I get through the day - every day, day after day - on instinct alone."