Deep Sea Diner Gifts

Deep Sea Restaurant

"Touché"

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

Zagat Rated.

'Silent type, eh?'

"It's made with real angel hair."

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

Traditional Family Meals

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

Pearl Fishers

'Something tells me we're close!'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"How many times have I told you not to bring your work home?"

'Oceanographers go home'

'How was your holiday? Go anywhere interesting?'

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

Savings and loan and bait shop.

'Have you farted?'

The Jacques Cousteau Story

That Sinking Feeling

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'