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"Touché"

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

Zagat Rated.

'Silent type, eh?'

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"It's made with real angel hair."

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

Traditional Family Meals

The Deep Thinker

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

'Something tells me we're close!'

Pearl Fishers

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

"How many times have I told you not to bring your work home?"

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

'How was your holiday? Go anywhere interesting?'

'When did you last have your pressure checked?'

'Oceanographers go home'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

'Have you farted?'

The totally unreasoned James Cameron...

The Jacques Cousteau Story

"It lights up and vibrates when your judgement's ready."

That Sinking Feeling

Savings and loan and bait shop.