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'Going anywhere nice?'

"I'm just not ready for a deep-sea relationship."

'Ken's under a lot of pressure at work.'

'Have you farted?'

"Just a moment, I have a dial tone."

"You dropped your phone where the ocean is 4,800 feet deep. Buying a new one will be a lot cheaper than hiring a deep sea salvage team to recover it."

"He's not very good company... Just stands there all day blowing bubbles!"

Savings and loan and bait shop.

"How many times have I told you not to bring your work home?"

Astronaut

'Oh come Ref he dived.'

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

'When is a deep sea diver disappointed with his colleagues?'

'How was your holiday? Go anywhere interesting?'

"I'm forever blowing bubbles."

'I'm afraid Henry is going off the deep end.'

The Jacques Cousteau Story

That Sinking Feeling

"Who-o-o wants liquid?"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Cannonball!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Fishing Tales

'The Questioner'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish snorkling above water.

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Touché"

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.