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"I wanted you to meet our colon specialist before we miniaturized him."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Cannonball!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Fishing Tales

Very Difficult Conversations

'The Questioner'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Scuba cow"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fish snorkling above water.

underwater knight

"Touché"

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

Diving Cat.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Mermaid Art

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

The Perfect Cannonball

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

The circus diver.

Whale Shark Thoughts...