Deep-sea Diving Pillows

"I wanted you to meet our colon specialist before we miniaturized him."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Cannonball!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Very Difficult Conversations

Fishing Tales

'The Questioner'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Scuba cow"

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Fish snorkling above water.

"Touché"

"You two seem oddly suited."

underwater knight

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

Diving Cat.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

The Perfect Cannonball

Mermaid Art

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

The circus diver.