Diving Pillows

A shark from beneath

Octopus Lady

'That's true. We did advertise for someone who 'works well under pressure'...'

"I see you've come prepared for an in-depth interview."

'Night sweats, what night sweats?'

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

'The snake and plunger didn't work, so I'm going in...'

'I've been under a lot of pressure, lately, doc.'

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

Shark picking lock to diver's cage.

'Cannonball!'

Psychic diving competition.

'Don't call a plumber just yet. It's been a long winter and I'd like to get a little diving in.'

'You might want to make yourself comfortable. I may down there for awhile.'

If you READ the guidelines you'd see that all you they ACTUALLY recommend is a pair of rubber gloves!

'Oh my god, Larry, you gotta try this.'

'Oh Crud!'

Caution Pool Drained.

"What a vacation - we swam with dolphins!"

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'The doctor said he needed more activity. So, I hide his scuba equipment twice a week.'

'Why can't you just get in the water like everyone else?!'

Shark screaming at the sight of a diver.

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

'It's not as deep on this side.'

'Well it took us five years to find it, but we finally did... now if we can just locate the key, we'll be rich!'

'OK, see you in a few days.'

'Look, this one comes with a toothpick!'

"I've decided I need to work more on my people skills...they keep getting away."

"Sorry, water in my ears! What was that?...sharp?...spark?"

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"Yes!!! I will marry you!"

'Can't you read?!'