Diving Prints

A shark from beneath

Octopus Lady

'That's true. We did advertise for someone who 'works well under pressure'...'

"I see you've come prepared for an in-depth interview."

'Night sweats, what night sweats?'

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

Shark picking lock to diver's cage.

'Oh my god, Larry, you gotta try this.'

'Cannonball!'

'Oh Crud!'

'You might want to make yourself comfortable. I may down there for awhile.'

'Don't call a plumber just yet. It's been a long winter and I'd like to get a little diving in.'

If you READ the guidelines you'd see that all you they ACTUALLY recommend is a pair of rubber gloves!

Psychic diving competition.

"What a vacation - we swam with dolphins!"

Caution Pool Drained.

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

'The doctor said he needed more activity. So, I hide his scuba equipment twice a week.'

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Shark screaming at the sight of a diver.

'Why can't you just get in the water like everyone else?!'

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

"Sorry, water in my ears! What was that?...sharp?...spark?"

'It's not as deep on this side.'

"I've decided I need to work more on my people skills...they keep getting away."

'Well it took us five years to find it, but we finally did... now if we can just locate the key, we'll be rich!'

'Look, this one comes with a toothpick!'

'OK, see you in a few days.'

'There's always one.'

"Of course it's not safe. That's why I'm here."

'Still on the fish farms then...?'

Diver bouncing so high he flies out of the pool.

'I think one plank is enough. Get rid of the high dive.'